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Wednesday, October 11, 2006

PROOF THAT JESUS RULES



90 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey! Jesus, leave those kids, i mean that dog alone!!

Choobus said...

What a good idea

Anonymous said...

Atheists are so stupid I would doubt that they can keep from pissing on their own faces. You really don't know up from down, do you.

I bet you are all inbred child molesters.

Someone needs to beat some sense into all of you.

Anonymous said...

atheist R stoopid and U R 1 so U R Stoopid, Jeezuzz rulez and God is great LOL LOL. I suk dik many time and cum I my mouth we R gay.

Anonymous said...

IN YOUR FACE!!! On and off the court!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for supporting my view of how stupid you atheists really are.

Choobus even thinks he is some kind of whiz kid, but I imagine that he drinks piss from his own kitchen sink.

Anonymous said...

choobus was the prodeuct of a child molestation

Choobus said...

I love to support the view that godidiots have of atheists bvecause it proves what retardsa they are, since they are incapable of understanding a very simple fact: Atheists have nothing in common. For a normal retard this is pretty obvious, but Christians and theists in general are not even as clear thinking as normal retards. They are supertards. Priests rape and pillage the brain before they ever get around to the arsehole (although many of them pride themselves on making sure that they do get around to the arsehole).

You stupid theist cunts. You worship a zombie who holds a dog up to his face, looks at his wang and get's a faceful of piss. Then says "hmm, what was that. I know, I'll use my mouth to taste what the problem is"
Drinking piss and eating shit are normal practises for Christians and Muslims. That and bumming little boys.

Choobus said...

cumchugger said " I imagine that he drinks piss from his own kitchen sink."

Haha, yes, enjoy your fantasy. IT makes you hortny doesnm't it? And it works for you on so many levels. First you get rock hard just by the idea that I have a kitchen, with a sink in it! TO a homeless tramp that would seem impressive, but to a christian who loves to drink piss the concept is even more amazing if the awesome kitchen sink is full of urine! I bet you're furiously tugging yuourself right now just thinking about it. Go on, enjoy your fist of fury. Jesus is too busy cleaning up the dog poo from his persian rug to notice what you do. You might as well go all the way and jam your thumb up your asshole as well, just the way your dad used to do it.

Anonymous said...

Choobus you really are showing that supreme mind power with all that piss talk.

Did your daddy piss down your throat when you were little? You could see a shrink for that and then you could stop all this crap talk.

Stop being mad at God. Look at all the time you waste with your anger.

Choobus said...

theistshitstabber, I like to give, that's why I proivide you and all your bum chums with the solid troof, here at the awesome chooblog. IF you don't like it, fuck off to god hates fags or some other Christian place.

Have you been drinking hobo piss today? That stuff will fuck you up faster than a catholic priest with a hard on

Anonymous said...

Prove God is not real and I will leave, until then I spread the truth.

Choobus said...

I can't prove god is not real because for the most part you cannot prove a negative. However, I can demonstrate that god either doesn't exist, OR god it a right fucking cunt. That means you either worship a fictional Character or a total cunt. In the former case there are lots of better fictional characters to worship. Even Homer Simpson is more worthy of respect than your little bitch buy bull god. IF you worship a cunt then you're just fucked in the head man. However, I do enjoy the irony that you worship a cunt, but love to suck dick. Isn't that sort of blasphemous?

Unknown said...

Theodicy does it for me.

Choobus said...

bodacious dude

Anonymous said...

Choobus, can I lick your balls?

Anonymous said...

AtheistAttacker wrote:
"Prove God is not real and I will leave, until then I spread the truth."

Are you sure you're a Christian? The only reason I have any doubts is that you forgot to unnecessarily capitalize 'Truth', as if it actually gains some sort of effect that way.

That's just what I've gathered from a year or so of empirical study.

Anonymous said...

Atheists are child molesters, killers and theives.........everyone of you!

Anonymous said...

How can anyone defend a nasty gay after reading what kind of animals they are:

"Dirkhising suffocated to death during the early morning hours of Sept. 26, 1999, after being bound, drugged, gagged and brutally sodomized by Davis Don Carpenter, then 38, and Joshua Macabe Brown, then 22, at the men's apartment in Rogers, Ark."

Keep in mind that all gays are atheists and all atheists are potentional gays!

Anonymous said...

And look at this:

"An overt pedophile organization, NAMBLA provides resources to pedophiles seeking information about sexual relationships between men and boys. Its mission statement says the group "supports the rights of all people to engage in consensual relations, and we oppose laws which destroy loving relationships merely on the basis of the age of the participants."

How disgusting you atheist gays are. You care for nothing but your own pleasure. Gays should be arrested and thrown into the sea.

Anonymous said...

http://www.godhatesamerica.com/index.html

"I don't know how the hell these people got into our army," -- Rep. Ben Nighthorse Campbell

We've been telling you for years that these were the people running your military, and you ignored our warnings.

When you fill the army with fags and dykes and spit in the face of God, you have sown the wind, and shall reap the whirlwind (Hos. 8:7).

This is the picture that America deserves. Get used to it! You worship at the fag altar, you get boxes draped in your fag flag coming home!

Anonymous said...

It is too late to pray for the good of the USA!!

The Westboro Baptist Church used to pray for the good of America, knowing that God's blessings are mighty and His hand could be stayed from punishing this wicked nation, just as He stayed His hand from punishing Nineveh. America chose to spit in the face of their Creator, instead of heeding WBC's warnings, and now it is too late to pray for this nation.

Just as ancient Israel and Judah chose to ignore the simple "repent or perish" message of Isaiah, Jeremiah, and the other prophets, America has chosen to ignore the simple message of WBC. God told Jeremiah to stop praying for the good of his nation (Jeremiah 14:11), and we have done the same. You can prance around yelling about fag marriage all you want, it won't make a difference. You let it happen, America, and now you can't fix it. The bell has been rung. Deal with it.

Hurricanes (see our words on Katrina here), floods, tornadoes, earthquakes, IEDs, collapsing mines and more -- we pray daily for more outpourings of God's justice and wrath on this evil, hateful nation.

It is a sin NOT to take pleasure in the wrathful outpourings of God's justice on this nation. "The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth the vengeance: he shall wash his feet in the blood of the wicked" (Ps. 58:10). That's not an invitation, it's a directive.

Get used to it, America! It's only going to get worse. The more you persecute God's people, the more wrath He pours out on you!

Pass your laws, file your lawsuits. WE WILL NOT GO AWAY. If we stopped preaching, the stones would cry out against you (Luke 19:40)! What would you do then? Sue the stones? Pass anti-stone speaking laws? We have but one word for you:

HA!

Anonymous said...

I speak for Westboro Baptist against all that you are!

Anonymous said...

I hate gays because God hates gays

Anonymous said...

Youneedmercy you are showing weakness to God. He commands you to tell these people their wrongs, not to try an please them with soft words.

We must tell it like it is, as long as they act as they do we are not to treat them with kindness that makes us appear weak. No one with God is weak.

Be strong and tell the truth.

Anonymous said...

Saying you don't want to see people go to hell is a sin.

If they go against God how could you possible even think you don't want them to go to hell.

You are heading down the path to hell with them.

Anonymous said...

"It is really the worst thing you could do to a christian."

Wouldn't it be worse to tie a christian down, give them hundreds of paper cuts, marinate them in lemon juice for 3 hours before putting them on a grill and serving their flesh (medium rare please!) to homeless people?

I'm just asking that's all.

Anonymous said...

I'd never eat you, YNM, the love for jesus gives me gas. I'm talking about feeding the homeless, if you really loved all of god's creatues you'd gladly give your life so they could avoid starvation.

Anonymous said...

You atheists are poo! I'm a pilot!

Choobus said...

palocumchugger, I know all this gay shit is from you. Are you trying to tell us something? As EMR has pointed out, all this blustering actually indicates that your own homosexual urges are not so latent. I guess calling you cumchugger was right on the money. Gaylord yes. Shitlord no. Sorry trollmesiter. There's nothing wrong with being gay at all, I suggest you move to San Francisco and just roll with it. As soon as you get all that jesus shit out of yuor head you'll probably make a fabulous homosexual. Enjoy who you really are, and let other dudes enjoy it too. You KNOW you want to.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

I know you are homosexual, choobus.

You love anal too much to be straight.

All of you fags here this warning:

If you don't stop with this fag behavior you will end up roasting forever. Do you realize how long that is?

Anonymous said...

CHOOBIS YOU ARE SO MEAN FOR SHOWING A PICURE OF A PUPPY PEEIND ON JESUS GOD LOVES YOU EVEN IF YOU DONT LOVE HIM WHEN YOU DIE YOU WILL SEE GOD AND NO MATTER WHO MUCH YOU BEG OR CRY HE WILL NEVER LET YOU INTO HIS KINGDOM UNLESS YOU ACCEPT HIM AND HIS SON JESUS CRIST AS YOUR SURPREME LORD LET GOD IN YOUR LIFE AND YOU WILL BE SPARED HELL DONT JON THE JEWS MUSLIMS AND UNBAPTISED BABIES GOD CREATED YOU AND LOVES YOU BUT IF YOU DO NOT REALISE HIS SONSS SIN HE WILL BANISH YOU TO HELL I HAVE YOU ON MY PRAYER LIST CHOOBUS

10:20 AM

Choobus said...

atheistattacker, I'd rather take a buggery every sunday than go to church. Especially if it was one of your hateful churches where you have a god that can hate. That is all that is needed for humans to become evil. Fuck you and fuck your childish religon. Oh, and fuck yo' fat mama as well cuntface.

Bryan Hudson D., PHD said...

Ahhhh....it gets boring to hear all these motherfucker cumchugger religious idiots insult my homosexuality. It's boring. I must admit.
Now please, don't tell me I'm going to get AIDS OK?. I AM LESBIAN. I don't suck dicks. I suck pussies. Atheist pussies that is. 'Cause a christian pussy WOULD give me AIDS for sure.
Ahhhh....all those whore christian pussies are sooooo dirty!

Anonymous said...

"I HAVE YOU ON MY PRAYER LIST CHOOBUS"

Can you pray for a screen name? Will god know who's screen name that is? What if you pronounce the screen name wrong? Or perhaps there are multiple people with the same screen name.

Choobus said...

There is only one Choobus, and Jeebus knows exactly who I am because he owes me money. It'a amazing. He is everywhere all the time. but when I stop by his apartment to collect my green he's always out. That mother fucker takes the piss.

Anonymous said...

Why don't all you American atheists go live in another country that would be more to your style.

America doesn't want you. America is a Christian Nation and always will be. There is no place for you here.

This is One Nation Under God and you really should just get out. No one wants you here.

There is no way you can say this is untrue for you you know it is the truth.

Of course, if you every decide to listen to God you can always come back.

Anonymous said...

Yet biologists' investigation of DNA "has shown, by the almost unbelievable complexity of the arrangements which are needed to produce (life), that intelligence must have been involved," Flew says in the new video, "Has Science Discovered God?"

Anonymous said...

www.sciencefindsgod.com

Choobus said...

Science discovered god long ago. It all started with psychology and really developed with bran scanning technology......

Anonymous said...

So you do believe in God

Choobus said...

EMR, you are wasting yout time. It's like trying to persuade a turd not to stink: it just can't help it.

Anonymous said...

I dont undrestadn stuff so it msut have ben maed by god.

Mike Rounon said...

Anonymous said

"Why don't all you American atheists go live in another country that would be more to your style.

America doesn't want you. America is a Christian Nation and always will be. There is no place for you here."

Thanks for the compliment because I've been so ashamed of being an American. Now because of your post I fell less American, thank you so much.

Choobus said...

YNM, why did god create homosexuals if he hates them so much? I may not be a theologian, but that seems a bit silly to me.

Maybe he loves them really. MAybe he loves you, polesmoker.

Anonymous said...

When I'm in heaven, I'll be sure to laugh extra hard at you fucking imbeciles burning in hell.

The stench of your rotting flesh will amuse me.

Fucking idiots.

Anonymous said...

When I'm in heaven, I'll be sure to laugh extra hard at you fucking imbeciles burning in hell.

The stench of your rotting flesh will amuse me.

Fucking idiots.


You're going there too, young man, unless you bow down and worship ME!!!

Mike Rounon said...

atheistsareassholes said...
"When I'm in heaven, I'll be sure to laugh extra hard at you fucking imbeciles burning in hell.

The stench of your rotting flesh will amuse me.

Fucking idiots".

Just don't forget to wave at us, cause we will to you.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I'll fucking wave at you alright. With one big middle finger, you bunch of sinning fucking imbeciles.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I'll fucking wave at you alright. With one big middle finger, you bunch of sinning fucking imbeciles.

I already told you--you're going to hell too, unless you knock off that Jesus crap.

Mike Rounon said...

"Oh, I'll fucking wave at you alright. With one big middle finger, you bunch of sinning fucking imbeciles."

You're aloud to show middle fingers in heaven? Cool! Maybe I should reconsider my atheism.

Anonymous said...

ju mike said:
"You're aloud to show middle fingers in heaven? Cool! Maybe I should reconsider my atheism."

You can only show your middle finger in heaven if you are in the process of shoving it up jesus's ass while you are blowing him. Otherwise it is a sin. Jeez.

Anonymous said...

Hello cry babies who know America doesn't want them,

GET OUT!

Anonymous said...

Amendment I

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

Choobus said...

anonymous cunt,

do you do anal?

Anonymous said...

I was hoping someone would bring up the first amendment. No reason to leave the country, just fight to make it better by encouraging logic and rationality. Hopefully one day there will be a post theistic society within America, let alone everywhere else. Even some Republicans are worried because their party has been taken over by religious extremists. See Republican Senator John Danforth's book, Faith & Politics.

Choobus said...

when bush finally leaves the whitehouse I think the entire country is going to look around in stunned shock, like the bad guys in mission impossible when they have been tricked but they don't know how it was done. Bush has done to America what George Micheasl will do to anyone he can find prowling around public toilets after dark

Choobus said...

YNM

really? Well, even a stopped clock is right twice a day (provided it isn't a 24 hr clock, in which case it's only once a day)

Anonymous said...

Choobus your body is just dust. What will your soul do after the body falls apart?

Bryan Hudson D., PHD said...

youneedmercy,
I need to know if you still love me.

Anonymous said...

I have an idea that mike is the guy known has thenormalyears, what in the world happended to him?

Anonymous said...

you fucking know ther is no proof of god you fucktard.

you fucktards are so stupid, i just fucking had to say something about just what kind of fucktards you are.

Stupid, useless fucktards.

Baconeater said...

I'm so jealous of this blog. Look at all the comments you attract.

I'm obviously not blasphemous for the blogosphere.

Mike Rounon said...
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Anonymous said...

Ha, ha. Love it! What makes Choobus so great is that he is a paragon for free speech. Nothing is beyond criticism, even fabley Jesus.

Choobus said...

what can I say, people just love almighty Choobus. And rightly so. As a reward for my loyal and awesome commenters I shall update this blog soon. It is also a reward for any retarded god loving cunts as every time they read the awesome chooblog they get closer to intellectual freedom.

Bryan Hudson D., PHD said...

youneedmercy said:

[b]"You would have much more pleasure with a man you were married to and save yourself from hell.[/b]

You know YNM? fuck you!
I love pussy. Pussy tastes good. Have you ever tried it?
Give it a try, it's delicious!

Anonymous said...

Choobus update your blog soon or you will be banished to hell!

Anonymous said...

So if women are subject to man's will and those men are subject to god's will, does that mean that a christian man has to let jesus have sex with him whenever he wants? And then after he gives you a truly godly pounding, do you have to make him breakfast?

It is quite sad really. You see, you are so pathetic, weak and insecure that you need women to be beneath you so that you can feel superior to something. So because you can't dominate anything (you are the monkey who always gets his ass kicked and is then rejected by the female monkies) you try to use your sad mythology to force the women into submission. When a woman (such as HC) rejects your mythology and thinks for herself, you villify her and tell her that she is evil.

If only you could see how pathetic you make yourself look when you speak. If I were you I'd walk my fat ass into oncoming traffic...

Anonymous said...

Though, I will admit, I do like to drink my own semen from time to time. You see, there are ways around being a homosexual.

God hates homosexuals, so I don't have sex with men. But since I can't have sex with men, and I love to drink semen, I usually just masturbate to old Dukes of Hazard reruns and lick up every last drop of my cum that I can.

Typically, when I'm slurping my own jizz, I like a 10" black dildo up my ass.

But to have sex with another man? That's ungodly.

Anonymous said...

My point is that I believe that you are a fundamental christian because of your deire but lack of capacity to be dominant.

Mike Rounon said...

I usually just masturbate to old Dukes of Hazard reruns and lick up every last drop of my cum that I can.

"Typically, when I'm slurping my own jizz, I like a 10" black dildo up my ass.

But to have sex with another man? That's ungodly."

Ok, now I'm 100% sure that you're an atheist attempting to mock Christians. So YNM, you can remove that mask now, and have a good laugh with us.

Unknown said...

That last comment was me. YNM may be real. I do have my doubts, though.

He should consider an avatar.

Unknown said...

youneedmercy wrote: Almost everyone here knows the me from the past.

Corey Feldman? Is that you?

Anonymous said...

You got me YNM. I'm a total bastard. I'm such a control freak that I want women to be treated as equals and not servants. My ego is so screwed up that I want a woman who won't just bow to my every whim. I'm such a fucking asshole that I actually want a woman who isn't afraid to speak her mind.

JESUS CHRIST STRIKE ME DOWN RIGHT NOW FOR I HAVE FORSAKEN THEEE!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

YNM = Reconciled

Unknown said...

Hey, who wrote that last anon. comment?

http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=33803199&postID=116111594163654207

Anonymous said...

It does make some sense that YNM = Reconciled. He seemed pretty messed up by the raving atheists.

Maybe he'll tell us who he is and why he is?

Anonymous said...

I'd love to meet you, youneedmercy.

Anonymous said...

I want to fess up that it's I who wrote the comment that ‘YNM = Reconciled’. I’ve known that was the case almost since the first post you made under that name in the forums.

I only did so because I had a vague, misguided hope that somehow it might get you to stop visiting here. The only thing shared here is hatred, and it saddened me to see you being drawn into it. I had no other motivation.

I should have been less cowardly and signed my name and intent.

But since this thread is the only thing I can figure that is causing you to say I judged you in the RA thread, I want to do so now to clarify. More importantly, I want it to be absolutely clear that the other anonymous comment that followed was NOT mine.

YNM, you once asked me on your short lived 'belief of the minute' blog why I continued to try to help. I hope you remember the answer I gave, because it was written in total sincerity, and it is still true.

After all that we’ve shared with one another, after all the thousands of words exchanged (mostly in kindness on both our parts), that you believe it possible that I could aim a sharp word, a nastiness, or a meanness your way makes me feel that I have utterly failed to be that good Samaritan I hoped to be.

Let me clarify again, if it’s the words of the ‘second’ anonymous poster that caused you to think I judged you, I want to emphatically say that that those words are NOT mine.

I have nothing but love and hope for you in my heart. I have been praying for you nearly every day for more than a year, and for what it’s worth that will continue. I would be happy as always to help in any way I can. You know how to reach me if you want.

I only ever wanted to offer friendship, encouragement and support, and it’s clear to me that I’ve failed miserably at that. I apologize for that failure.

Anonymous said...

Suck it Bitch! You are a pussy. SATAN rulz!!!!

Unknown said...

Hey, Steve. Haven't seen you around in awhile.

Strange coincidence that you and I posted the same thing on different blogs within hours of each other. Of course, my post had no basis in fact, just an educated guess. I've thought for a while that's who he was.

Reconciled: I mean this sincerely with all of my heart. I've told you this before: Please seek medical attention. It's painfully obvious that you have some deep psychological issues. I wish you the best, I really do. But you can't get better until you take that first step.

Anonymous said...

Steve as far as my comment go to you it stays strickly in satan's puppets comments(RA the faker) you made to me about how I could not be so strick with God's words.

Friend, I am truly at a loss. I have just gone through every comment discussion since RA made his pledge, looking for where I could have gone wrong, and I can not see anywhere that I intended to do this.

I did make a comment (#21) when RA made his initial pledge…

With Malice Towards None

…in which I tried to point out to you some of the good that had been associated with RA and gave my opinion that his efforts weren’t all evil.

I tried to be as gentle and kind in that comment as I could, but I suppose it may have come across harshly. That was not my intent.

And I did email you as well asking you to hold back your justifiable anger from RA only because he seemed to be making an effort to do better, and I was hoping that we could be an encouragement in that effort.

It was never intended as a command, which I would have no right to give you. It was a plea from one friend to another who I know has a kind heart. Here is the text from the email...
------
Hi XXXXX
I beg you, please take it easy on RA. I suspect he's going through a deep soul searching, and I further suspect the very reason he's trying to keep posting is to do exactly what you suggest.....to attempt to make amends.

My lowly opinion is that he needs our prayers, not our scorn, more than anything. I totally understand where you are coming from in your comment, but let's all remember that Mercy is HIS name.

-----

...It was never sent to accuse you of being filled with hate.

How quickly you have forgotten that one.

I tell like God says it and for that you said I was full of hate.


I honestly don’t ever remember in the RA comment discussion telling you (as reconciled or as YouNeedMercy) that you were full of hate. If I did something that stupid, I can only ask forgiveness for having caused you any hurt, and again for failing to be a friend.

I am really not sure what else to say beyond that.

Choobus said...

What the fuck is all this bumfoolery? YNM, go fuck yourself. There is no hate here, only insoucient contempt for all things religious. I can't hate you any more than I can hate a small child who is afraid of the dark. However, I can point out that you are a cunt, a shitsucking dadwanker and a bufoon. Steve G, I feel for you. you have a decent character and are probably trying to help, but you can't really understand the mental state of your god loving nutjob associates because they are mentally imbalanced. Reconciled, YNM, joey jo jo, whatever the fuck this asshole cals himself, he is clearly a twisted and pathetic individual with as much going for him as a turd in a sewage treatment facility.

Reconciled, aat shit, like your lord and saviviour Jeebus H Christ (the H is for homo).

Unknown said...

Christ, look at his blog. If anyone has accused reconciled of being "full of hate," it's himself.

Mike Rounon said...

YOUNEEDMERCY WROTE"

"I do as God wishes"

And if God told you to... ah never mind.

Choobus said...

YNM, does god like reality TV?

Anonymous said...

YouNeedMercy,

What is your take on Shellfish?

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