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Tuesday, January 23, 2007

I've been busy

I haven't updated the chooblog for a while, and I am sorry for that. I've had some shit to deal with. I can't even do a proper update now, but I wanted to assure those who care (and there are a few) that I intend to get back to attacking douchewizards very soon.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007


This guy says Jesus will return in 2007.

I have no reason to doubt him; he is, after all, one of the most respected Theologians living on the streets today. The question is, what will happen if big J does come back? He won't be all that popular with the Christians of today (you know, because he lacks a certain whiteness). Chances are he will be quietly taken away to Gitmo, or possible the underground vatican sex dungeons, so he doesn't get in the way of God's work.

Still, I say welcome back Jeebus. You should get together with this dude. He's been waiting for you, along with many many other retarded cunts.