I haven't updated the chooblog for a while, and I am sorry for that. I've had some shit to deal with. I can't even do a proper update now, but I wanted to assure those who care (and there are a few) that I intend to get back to attacking douchewizards very soon.
18 comments:
Take your time. I haven't updated any of my blogs this year. No shame in that, right?
No apologies necessary, just keep up the good work, whether it be attacking douchewizards or contributing to the field of physics.
Maybe you could somehow combine the two?
Fear not, Choobus. The douche goblins and goblets will be hear for you when you're ready.
Philboid
I'll give you seven days.
Post, motherfucker!
After one month of no posts, I offically declare: THE CHOOBLOG IS DEAD! Great going fucktard you just killed off a great blog! Eat shit and die hippie!
I prayed and prayed that you would stop posting Choobus, and it looks like my prayers came true! Praise Jesus! :)
On behalf of Choobus - can I tell youneedmercy to go and get fucked?
youneedmercy where have you been? We missed you.
Hey Pee-sus,
Poo be upon you man! Where the fuck are you? How can you be too busy for my cock-- unless you're cheating on me with someone. I've been craving for your ass-(up)-dates!
Hey Pee-sus,
Poo Be Upon You! By the way I banged Bloody Mary again last night. We both came really hard. She kept screaming your name (wtf!) Wish you could have joined us. But don't worry, I have it all on Videotape for you.
Come on Choobus, hurry up with the blog or I'll use my mighty noodles to send you into eternal destruction along with all the Christians
Doctor Choobus, come back soon.
A person can only be patient for so long until they want another blog induced orgasm.
Smelly and JU Mike,
Why do you cling to false gods like Choobus when you could be in church experiencing the love of the One True God? I prayed to Jesus and Choobus stopped posting. The false god has been toppled, don't you see? Praise!
Χριστοζ Ανεστη! Αλιθοζ Ανεστη!
Христос Воскрес! Воїстину Воскрес!
Christus resurrexit! Vere resurrexit!
Christ Is Risen! Verily He Is Risen!
A sign of God, Choobus no longer atheist.
TheRavingathiest no longer posting, choobus no longer posting.
A sign?
It's true, I'm a Christian now. Praise!
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