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Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Motivational Posters By Choobus











32 comments:

antix said...

Jesus will return, are you prepared? You fucking bet. If he comes back, we'll make sure the deuche-bag STAYS dead this time.

Brad89 said...

Keep 'em coming, man! Freaking hilarious!

Choobus said...

I am disappointed with the response to my motivational posters. It seems they are not all that motivating after all.

Oh well.

JodyTresidder said...

Choobus,
FYI - because you're probably not checking RA as often as you used to, I've left a 'vaguely of interest' link about his self-outing as a deist (finally!) in the comments of RA's latest post.

I've bothered to write this here simply because I've often spluttered happily at your comments. Whatever!

Icanhelpyou said...

Choobus,

You are one stupid person. You are filthy. You don't understand Christianity so you mock it. We are about the love of God. Your thoughts are way off on the truth of God.

I would be happy to set you on the right path.

Do you have any questions that the answers would help you come to God?

Professor Chaos said...

reconciled
youneedmercy
icanhelpyou

Dude, you are the only one who needs help.

What's the over/under on when reconciled kills someone?

Anonymous said...

I think he is harmless, just one of those venters who hides in the internet

Anonymous said...

Although I am not convinced they are all the same one?

thetruthword said...

I don't even have to post to have my name used.

I am powerful!

I even have you thinking I am many different people. I love this.

It means my words have touched your soul. You will come to God, I am feeling it!

Professor Chaos said...

See a shrink, reconciled.

Choobus said...

icanhelpyou

I do have one question. I love to do anal, but unlike jesus I don't think it is more blessed to give than it is to recieve. Am I going to hell?

icanhelpyou said...

Choobus,

Anal is not a sin as far as my beliefs go. And neither is sex outside of wedlock as long as you are faithful to one person.

So it depends on you being faithful.

thetruthword said...

choas I don't appreciate being called someone else. I have work hard for this name. I have spread it all over the internet with a consistant belief message.

Are you that scared of me that you feel the need to discredit me by calling me someone else who knew not what they believed?

Professor Chaos said...

reconciled, I am as scared of you as I am scared of this coffee cup sitting on my desk. The only difference between your skull, and this cup, is that this cup is empty, while your skull if filled with schizophrenia.

Seek psychiactric help.

Choobus said...

you could spill hot coffee in your lap, which would suck. Or YNM could fall into your lap, where he would also suck (if given the chance). He has already told us how much he loves anal. His anus is like a megachurch for big dicks all over the docks.

Cav said...

I've taken the liberty of "decoding" the message of ynm. Here is what he really meant to say:

I don't even have to post to have my name used negatively.

I am powerfully gay!

I even think I am many different people. I love this.

It means my sword has touched your hole. You will come on God, I am feeling it! Yesssssss... Uhhhhhhh....

Bazarov said...

Do a post on Haggard already! I've done one, almost two! Why aren't more people dancing in the streets? I remember seeing him on Dawkins' "Root of all Evil?" and thinking, just by seeing the look on his face, that this was one crazy fuckface...and guess what, I was right again! Funny how these sorts of people have the most skeletons to hide.
Here's a question I've been asking myself: What percentage of the clergy actually believes in the bullshit they're selling? I'd guess less than half, but probably not much less than that. Anyone else have any opinions?

thetruthword said...

The problem is in tolerance. The more a Christians tolerates that goes against God the further they all from the truth.

There are some things that God tells us not to tolerate. Homosexuals and abortions.

Cav said...

What does god say about tolerating really gay avatars? Nice picture ynm. Looks like elton john smashed against a windshield.

Steve Erwin said...

Ay mate, its getting mighty warm down here.

There_Is said...

Anal is not a sin as far as my beliefs go. And neither is sex outside of wedlock as long as you are faithful to one person.

So it depends on you being faithful.


What branch of Christianity allows anal, and adultery outside of wedlock so long as you are faithful to one person? And if you are going by your personal beliefs, then there's no reason to take your word for anything other than one person's belief to be shrugged off for another one's own, having love without that same other's godism. For my view, Choobs is a smart riot. Filthy, perhaps, but for the sake of a good laugh it's better than taking/making it delusionally serious like some sort of religion.

icanhelpyou said...

there was,

What I said was based on the bible. Where is it said that anal is wrong, and where is it said sex out of wedlock is wrong.

The only message is faithfulness to the one you are with and that they be the opposite sex.

There_Is said...

icomehopeless,

So anal, and other forms of fornication are okay to Christians?

Then please pass the word on to your fellow Christians who aren't getting it the "true" meaning of the bible:

http://206.135.15.32/answers/afornica.html

http://www.bible.ca/s-premarital-sex.htm

Or then again, your moralizing here is baseless, which is why it's a waste to even try moralizing with your personally fashioned bible outlook against anyone else. Obviously, everyone's pickin', and choosing to interpret bible as they choose, even choobus, even you.

Choobus said...

God is obviously a big fan of assfucking. I can't tell you how I know this but I will say that the Lord really does work in mysterious ways.

And, why do you think they call it a glory hole? See, it's all coming together.....

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Anonymous said...

all post here justify on freedom of thoughts that can judge on dogmas of arabism or semitism, and so on preachers every free and normal people knows what your aim really is what you work for. So semitic, stop licking nuts of free ones you scum of cultural genociders, ENEMY OF HUMAN.

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