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Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Who is the biggest cunt?





While taking a shit today I found myself wondering, "who is the biggest cunt out of Mother Theresa and Ann Coulter. They are both well known as self righteous whores. Ann (or Andy as heshe likes to be called in private) is obviously an idiot, but that does not mitigate his/her cunt quotient. Similarly, Mother Fucker Theresa is a hypocritical colon fister and pony felcher. She even faked her own death so she could enjoy becoming a saint (as this recent undoctored photo of her on holiday clearly proves).

It is well known that this smug cunt was a total bitch, and she was caught more than a dozen times performing fellatio on so-called untouchables in exchange for soup. There is also hard evidence that while she collected a great deal of money for "charity" almost none of it was used to help people in dire poverety. She is known to have had a toilet made of solid gold, and to have used live Minks instead of toilet paper. Rumours have it that she ate homeless people and sacrificed virgins in order to retain her lithe figure. By practically any standards this certainly qualifies her as a right fucking cunt.

Andy is indeed a formidable opponent when it comes to a contest of cuntosity. As a borderline retard he/she has made a living writing books about things that normal people would be ashamed to even think about.. In some cases he/she will simply copy from others. It is evidence of retardation that he/she expected to get away with this.

So, Who is the biggest cunt? I cannot say. Let history decide. Or better yet, let the decider decide for he is very well qualified when it comes to judging cunts.

32 comments:

JU Mike said...

Who is the biggest cunt, mother theresa or ann coulger? Shit that is the hardest damn question I was ever asked. I'll go with Ann cause she's a plagiarist bitch... but wait mother theresa did other stuff... aww fuck it their both fucking whores.

Choobus said...

yeah, this question is harder than Micheal Jackson at disneyland. We'll probably never know....

Evil_Mage_Ra said...

Jar-Jar Coulter for the win.

One of your pics isn't displaying, by the way.

krazykristian said...

Why would you call Mother Teresa a c-nt? She helped so many millions of people.

And why does your band of merry men continue to follow your evil ways?

JU Mike said...

"Why would you call Mother Teresa a c-nt? She helped so many millions of people"

Are you sure about that?

CapnAwesome said...

Clearly Mother Teresa is the bigger cunt, but Ann Coulter has the bigger cock.

Lisa W. said...

Cuntosity. Heh heh heh...

krazykristian said...

Jesus loves you, Choobus. Whether you love him back or not. It will be a very sad day for him when you are summoned by Satan to serve as one of his minions in the fiery pits of hell. But it's not too late. Just accept him into your heart and follow the Golden Rule!

JU Mike said...

Do you seriously believe that people can't live moral lives without religion?

krazykristian said...

No, I do not believe that. There are many non-religious people that live moral lives.

Choobus said...

is the goldon rule like a goilden shower? Are you telling me to piss all ovber jesus and his teachings? No problemo....

krazykristian said...

I love you, Choobus. I will not strike back at you. You must find love in your heart.

Choobus said...

you will not strike back? What are you, the fucking Empire? Bring it on god boy. If you diss me out I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine (although given your limited mental faculties that isn't all that much).

cunt

krazykristian said...

If there is no God, how do you suppose we all got here?

Choobus said...

same way you suppose your god got here

krazykristian said...

God has always existed, and always will.

Choobus said...

so has Choobus

JU Mike said...

If there is no God, how do you suppose we all got here?

We don't know how we got here, and neither do you.

krazykristian said...

Oh, but I do. I feel God's love in my heart. He answers my prayers. He's moved billions of people, and will continue to do so, praise Christ.

Choobus said...

can you really feel gods love in your heart? Are you sure that's gods love and not an impending heart attack?

krazykristian said...

I'm speaking of the metaphorical heart, of course, not the physical one.

JU Mike said...

"Oh, but I do. I feel God's love in my heart. He answers my prayers. He's moved billions of people, and will continue to do so, praise Christ."

KK, you don't even know if the sun is gonna rise tomorrow. Now you're trying to answer one of humanities biggest questions?

krazykristian said...

Of course the sun won't rise tomorrow. Do you think it revolves around the earth? The sun will stay right where it is, and the earth will rotate around it again. This I know. It's happened every day for millions of years. It will happen tomorrow. Sure, it's not 100%. Just as the existence of my God isn't 100%. So maybe I shouldn't use the word, "know." But I believe it.

Choobus said...

Krazy Krist puncher, now that we have determined that you are not a true believer (other wise you would believe 100%) you might as well tell us your fractional heathen quotient. Are you 10% rational? 20%?

krazykristian said...

More like 100%!!!!!

krazykristian said...

Why do you call believers "Christ-punchers?" What does punching Christ have to do with loving him?

Choobus said...

Krazy Krist Puncher,

you said "Sure, it's not 100%. Just as the existence of my God isn't 100%." That makes you a fractional heathen.

As for Christ punching, if there was a person like Christ the hypocrisy of those who claim to be his followers is like a punch in the kidneys (followed by being anally fisted). What so-called christian has ever actually followed the teachings of christ? Not those other losers but what he himself supposedly said. If I make you go with me for a mile are you going to go with me for two miles, or are you going to call the cops?

you're all fakes. Hypocritical christ punching, cornholing liars and shitsuckers.

I hope this answers your question.

By the way, ytou never saaid who the biggest cunt was. The default answer is mother fucker theresa. Do you wish to change your answer?

krazykristian said...

I believe that Ann Coulter is one, more than Mother Teresa.

I don't understand how you guys believe what you do. My whole life has been filled with the Holy Spirit. How can so many people be so wrong?

HomoCyclist said...

Well, it is a hard one, but I have to vote for Ann Coulter today. She just sucks. I don't know, Mother Theresa was a cunt too, so...hummm...it's hard to decide...

Choobus said...

it didn't really occur to me before, but Ann Coulter is the only person you could put on ja ja binks and make him MORE annoying

and krazy krist puncher, I don't know how so many theists can be so wrong. Brainwashing combined with assclownery is the most likely explanation.

TheJudge said...
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TheJudge said...

Mother fucking Theresa has to win the title of who IS the biggest cunt, but I'll bet she also HAD the biggest cunt.
Allow me to explain:
She was very old and wrinkly and things had probably loosened and drooped down there.

*Mental picture of limp, flacid labia unfurling from her wrinkly crotch, dragging in the dirt*

Ann Coulter probably has a tighter cunt - most probably due to the gender reasignment surgery she underwent....They have yet to complete the procedure by removing her "manhands."