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Friday, September 22, 2006

124 comments:

Choobus said...

Don't know who Wank Falton is? Check out his lame blog http://atheismsucks.blogspot.com/

but be prepared to be bored if you do.

Evil_Mage_Ra said...

Indeed. His blog doesn't do anything to show that Christianity is true, or that atheism is false. Instead, he cherry-picks gaffes made by leading atheists and uses them to represent the whole.

Plus, DinaNoun's posting there now.

JU Mike said...
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JU Mike said...

You're right Choobus (as always) it is a boring blog. Frankly, I'd be way more entertained by watching two old ladies slap each other.

Choobus said...

Verily, Wank Falton is indeed a fucktard. His contribution to the ongoing debate between theists and atheists is nothing compared to a simple four word question (three different words, one repeat).


A 10 gallon tub of KY to the first person to guess what that question is! *







*
(prize may not exist, offer not valid anywhere)

HomoCyclist said...

I went there but it's so boring I switched bacd to your chooblog right away.

Frank Walton is the one that sucks!

Evil_Mage_Ra said...

See, what really sucks is that the comments are moderated, so you can't really have an argument or discussion. It takes about a day for your comment to appear and get a reply.

Anonymous said...

At least Frank Walton praises JESUS CRIST our lord and savior. Look around you HE is there. Also anal sex is an abombination to GOD. Sex is only for pro-creation and if you experience any pleasure you will burn in HELL. Dont wind up with the muslims, japanese, and unbaptised babies, accept GOD into your life.

Anthony Holland,
Sinner

JU Mike said...

"At least Frank Walton praises JESUS CRIST our lord and savior. Look around you HE is there. Also anal sex is an abombination to GOD. Sex is only for pro-creation and if you experience any pleasure you will burn in HELL. Dont wind up with the muslims, japanese, and unbaptised babies, accept GOD into your life."

God? You mean that scum sucking, asswipe, assfucker, deush bag, good for nothing asshole, cumchugger, over the tope cliched tyrant? Oh we debunked his ass along with other fairy tails a long time ago, I don't know where you have been.

TheJudge said...

Hey Anthony "I-love-to-self-depricate-because-low-self-esteem-affirms-my-twisted-faith" Holland.
In answer to your retarded shit:
At one time, the church actually advocated anal sex a form of birth-control before science offered us the condom (thereby saving human kind the pain of unwanted children and AIDS.)
By the by, do you think AIDS is a good thing that should be spread or should we use contraception to curb it's spread in under educated countries?

Anonymous said...

AIDS is a punishment from GOD. Only fornicators, faggots , and niggers get AIDS. Accept the LORD in your life, or burn eternaly in HELL.

Anthony Holland
Sinner

JU Mike said...

Anthony when are going to realize that THIS IS hell, and your in it for being an asshole. But don't worry, nobody you ever knew is here, we are are demons. Enjoy our presense ha ha ha ha!

Evil_Mage_Ra said...

Andy Holland's many things (many of which bad), but I've never known him to be a racist. I have a feeling it's not really him.

By the way, I've never understood the "AIDS is God's punishment for homosexuality" line of reasoning. Since it's easier to a female to get AIDS from a man than from another woman, logically that would mean that God intended women to have sex with each other exclusively. Once again, God shows that he approves of hot lesbian sex!

Choobus said...

Andy Holland (probably a fake) I just remembered, your real name is dick. Funny how you always remind everyone what a dick you are.

A failed shitlord is the saddest creature on earth! Sinner, cumchugger and less than fecal.

Jimmy Walker said...

Dynomite!

Choobus said...

it's worth looging on to the chooblog just to see grany giving the finger!

krazykristian said...

Why do you advertise for Frank Walton's site if you do not like it?

Evil_Mage_Ra said...

Because if you're going to say that something sucks, the least you can do is to let others witness the suckitude for themselves.

Choobus said...

Krazee Krist puncher, you just don't get it do you? As EMR says, make up your own mind. I know it's not a concept you are used to (being a brain washed krist puncher and all) but the position has merit.

krazykristian said...

How did you guys become atheists?

Evil_Mage_Ra said...

The answer is longer than most would be willing to sit through, so here's a quick sketch of my road to atheism:

1 ) Study other religions, and you'll realize that the religion you accept has more to do with your geographic location than any objective search for truth.

2 ) Study science, and you'll learn that there are perfectly rational answers to questions religion only claims to provide answers to.

JU Mike said...

EMR is right, but also when you study other religions remember to avoid ethnocentrism.

thetruthword said...

krazykristian,

Once you open your mind to them, they will turn you from God!

thetruthword said...

evil atheist,

Do you proclaim to have the absolute truth? If so, let's here it!

krazykristian said...

youneedmercy, what is wrong with being open minded? I've never had a dialogue with atheists before, and I'm very curious as to why they believe what they believe.

JU Mike said...

"evil atheist,

Do you proclaim to have the absolute truth? If so, let's here it!"

No atheists do not claim to have all the answers. Atheism doesn't give answers, it only gives questions.

Evil_Mage_Ra said...

evil atheist,

Do you proclaim to have the absolute truth? If so, let's here it!


Do I know the answer to life, the universe, and everything? No. (Well, "42", but that's beside the point.) But I do know there's a difference between providing an answer (which religion does), and providing the correct answer supported by the data (which is what science does).

The scientific mindset is actually very simple. We believe that the best and only way to figure out how the universe works is to ask it directly through experiment. Anything else (i.e. "divine revelation") is just made-up bullshit, with no objective way to confirm its truth.

Evil_Mage_Ra said...

evil atheist,

Do you proclaim to have the absolute truth? If so, let's here it!


This post really reminds me of You Got Served, by the way. "You think you got absolute truth?!? WELL BRING IT ON, BITCH!!!"

I guess it's on, now.

Tom Cruise said...

You want the absolute truth?!? You can't handle the absolute truth!!!

thetruthword said...

Krazy,

You can not be open minded and be a true bible believer. God has given you His words to live by. To be open minded means you will except whatever any yahoo says.

Just look at these people here. Look at how they talk about your Lord and Savior. You really want to get into their minds. That is dangerous to your soul. It is like playing with the devil.

What would Jesus do?

thetruthword said...

Evil,

I see you know it is on for you to bring the truth, but I see you failed to even begin.

jack nicholson said...

Stop stealing MY lines!

krazykristian said...

youneedmercy:

I thought being open minded was to challenge one's self and to believe what one believes because of free will, and solid evidence.

To "except [sic]whatever any yahoo says" has nothing to do with being open minded.

thetruthword said...

Oh, I just love this, this is so great. A homosexaul attacking the fat. Funny stuff.

Let me tell you a story:

There was once a homosexual who screamed, "please tolerate me" "I just want to be me and be left alone" "Homosexual is just what I am".

Well, christians had a problem with this and felt they had to speak agaisnt this. She scream for a while and then in a turn she feels proud of, she turned into what she hates. She shows no toleration, she attacks without mercy and feels justified.

I know it sounds sad, but should we feel sorry for this homosexaul? I do in a way. For she lost herself in all of this. In the beginning I remember how people would speak of her, "She is so nice she would never do these kinds of things" "she doesn't hate anyone she is a kind and loving person".

Then she began to find her true spirit in the realm of the raving atheist. And they changed her all right.

Just look at what she has become. The very thing she hates the most. She doesn't tolerate anyone any more. She can take one look at you and hate you right then and there.

This story is based on true events. I watched it happen. It unfolded right before my own eyes.

I say this loving person, in one day, turn for loving to hateful.

Is this what atheist do best. Do they take people and convert them to hate. People who come with love and toleration in their hearts, only to be changed to hateful atheist robots.

Look at all these blogs that have started recently. Atheists wanting to show how stupid and bad theist are. But don't you see what they really show. They show that it is not religion that makes hate. It is being a person that makes hate.

Atheists should be against hate, they should attack hate of any kind and they should embrace love no matter its source.

Give it a try.

Choobus said...

YNM, your story is only correct if you are talking about christian mind control leading to hatred and bigotry. Fat cunts (are you a fat cunt?) are disgusting and if they didn't gorge themselves on deep fried poison all the time they would not be so repulsive. Similarly, if christ punching anus ticklers like you didn't gorge themselves on scripture all the time they might not be so mentally challenged.

Just as having your arsehole fisted will reduce your ability to retain colonic waste, having your brain fisted by Jeebus inhibits your ability to make sense.

To summarize, go fick yourself you retarded biyatch.

thetruthword said...

Good to talk to you again chugger,

Do you drink? I know you do.

Do you drink too much? I know you do.

Got a beer belly going too, don't you.

I think people who drink beer are disgusting. I think people who use foul language are disgusting. I think gays are disgusting.

So what, if you think religious people are idiots and fat people are disgusting. There are an equal number of people who would think you are disgusting.

Now back to the point.

You are a hypocrite. You are full of yourself. You are nothing without God. Just a tiny ant scurrying accross the earth. That is what is your real problem. You feel small and need to insult others to feel big. Oh, isn't that what you accuse christians of?

Oh well can't be perfect in this lifetime anyway.

But you have a chance to be perfect in the next.

thetruthword said...

krazy

Take my advice, this chugger dude is out of your league. You should really stay from here before they destroy you.

But God leaves the choice to you.

thetruthword said...

Chugger may very well have satan himself residing him instead of one of satan's servants.

Only the strong in faith should attempt speaking with this one.

Evil_Mage_Ra said...

Evil,

I see you know it is on for you to bring the truth, but I see you failed to even begin.


Fine, here's some truth for you:

1 ) Unless you want to live a life "accepting whatever any yahoo says", the default position you should take is that all statements about objective reality (i.e., about the existence of this or that god) are false unless proven true.

2 ) It is unreasonable to believe in the existence of anything that cannot be detected or measured. Even stimuli that are outside of the range of detection of human sensory organs (i.e., ultraviolet light) can be detected by purely physical means and converted to data which can be perceived by the senses.

The problem with youneedmercy (well, one problem among many) is that while he may not "except [sic] whatever any yahoo says", he did accept the yahoo that told him that the Bible was true, without asking for any evidence.

For example:

1 ) A large worldwide flood as mentioned in Genesis should leave mounds of physical evidence of its occurrence. Where is this evidence? Youneedmercy certainly doesn't have it, and neither does anyone else, since this event never happened.
2 ) Are four documents written forty years after Jesus's death sufficient proof that a man could walk on water, turn water into wine, and come back from the dead? Youneedmercy apparently thinks so, though there's as much basis for believing that as for believing that Muhammed could split the Moon, or that the Hindu saint Raghavendra Swami could turn meat into fruit.

Evil_Mage_Ra said...

krazy

Take my advice, this chugger dude is out of your league. You should really stay from here before they destroy you.

But God leaves the choice to you.


and

Chugger may very well have satan himself residing him instead of one of satan's servants.

Only the strong in faith should attempt speaking with this one.


This only shows that YNM has no evidence to back up his claims of God's existence and the Bible's truth. His solution is to stick his fingers in his ears and shout "LALALALA! I'M NOT LISTENING! I'M NOT LISTENING!" If you really believe your position is true, what danger is there in arguing? You sound as if your arguments can't stand on their own merits.

Evil_Mage_Ra said...

Chugger may very well have satan himself residing him instead of one of satan's servants.

This one's just hilarious. Choobus writes "Jesus Sucks" on some toilet paper, and suddenly he has Satan living inside him? I guess all those murderers and rapists aren't good enough to be possessed by the devil himself, but whatever you do, don't diss a supposedly omnipotent being.

JU Mike said...

"You are nothing without God. Just a tiny ant scurrying accross the earth. That is what is your real problem. You feel small and need to insult others to feel big."

Yeah I can see how big you are, too bad I can't say the same about your brain.

Anonymous said...

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable [inalienable] Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these Rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its Powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a Design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new guards for their future security. Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government....

thetruthword said...

It would appear that the Amercian founding fathers would say that you have a creator.

Professor Chaos said...

Oh, well then it must be fucking so. You fucking idiot.

They also said it was a-ok to keep slaves, that women were second-class citizens that didn't deserve to vote, and that Native Americans were better equated with animals than with mankind.

I'm sure someone else will be more than happy to quote mine the founding fathers agnostic/atheistic quotes for you, though, if you wish.

krazykristian said...

youneedmercy:

You're not acting like the church teaches you should. Why are you so angry and bitter?

Choobus said...

Jesus H Christoffski, you're fucking hilarious YNM. Your "brain" is so fucked up you must get a headache just trying to figure out how to wipe your dad's semen from your red raw ringpiece.

If you really think I am the devil, or am in league with the devil, or I love the devil but am not in love with him, then why the hell do you keep floating around the awesome chooblog like an eggy fart? If I was certain that there was poison gas in a room I would not keep going into that room to complain about the stink. EWven if I suspected there was poison gas I'd stay away. It takes a special kind of idiot to deliberately expose oneself to something vile for no good reason. What kind of special idiot you say? A Christian of course.

Choke on it asshole!

thetruthword said...

Chugger the satan puppet,

I am here because I fear not. I am here to expose what you are and what you are doing.

Only satan would defile God and Jesus the way you have here.

You need to resist if there is any thing good left in you.

Repent and turn to God!

thetruthword said...

Chugger the satan puppet,

I am here because I fear not. I am here to expose what you are and what you are doing.

Only satan would defile God and Jesus the way you have here.

You need to resist if there is any thing good left in you.

Repent and turn to God!

youneedmercy said...

Sorry about the last post. My little sister got a hold of the computer and tried to be funny. This is what I really meant to say:

Choobus my lord and saivor,

I am here because I fear cock. I am here to expose myself to you and find out if you will do me.

If only satan would defile God and Jesus the way you have here. I could sit in the corner and play with myself while watching.

I don't need to resist the good thing you'll put in me.

I'll repent and let you be my god!

Choobus said...

fucking nut job. OR bizarre troll. Either way, keep the comedy coming mother fucker.

Evil_Mage_Ra said...

Youneedmercy's posts are hilarious. He acts as if every conversation with an atheist was an epic battle over his mortal soul. It reminds me of that episode of South Park where these cops are trying to arrest some psychic detectives, and the psychics try to use their mind powers to make the cops' heads explode.

"STAND BACK!!! ONLY ONE STRONG IN THE SPIRIT SUCH AS I CAN DEAL WITH THESE HORRIBLE ATHEISTS!!!"

Hahahahahahaha!

Choobus said...

" Sorry about the last post. My little sister got a hold of the computer and tried to be funny. "

How old is your sister? Is she hot?

If you will not turn to the brown side, then perhaps she will....

Evil_Mage_Ra said...

How old is your sister? Is she hot?

If you will not turn to the brown side, then perhaps she will....


I have a feeling YNM already has first dibs.

JU Mike said...

Hey YNM, isn't there some rule against name calling? Like the way you refer to Choobus as "chugger."

Anonymous said...

Choobus,

I thought we were supposed to meet up tonight? I waited for two hours with my cock sticking through that fucking hole, but you didn't show. Who's going to swallow my hot load now?

Choobus said...

anonymous,

sorry dude, I has having such a good time anally violating your mum that I lost track of time. Maybe next week.

Anonymous said...

That's cool, man. My mom's dead, but you know, to each his own. You're the one that likes to guzzle my spunk, so just name the time and place, and if it works out for me, cool. If not, you've got enough stored in the fridge to hold you over, I'm sure.

Choobus said...

Dude, I know your mother is dead. I was there at the unfortunate bukkake incident at which she drowned in semen. They let me take the corpse home so I could perfect my advanced assfucking techniques.

Jesus is Lord.

YOURGOINTOHELLCHOOBIS said...

CHOOBISYOUREGOINTOHELLFORNOTLOVING GODANGGOINGTOCHURCHYOUNEEDTOGETRIDOFSATANFROMFOURHEARTORYOU WILLSWIMINALAKEOFFIREWITHSATANAND FLYINGDEMONSFORALLOFETERNTYIFYOUDONTACCEPTJESUSINYOURLIFEEVENIFYOUDONTBELIVEINJESUSJESUSBELIVESINYOUJUSTLISTENGODISTHEREHELOVESYOUBECOUSEHECREATEDYOUONTHESIXTHDAYAHEISTSWILLNEVERSHOWMETHATGODDOESNTEXISTLOOKAROUNDYOUANDSEEGODALSOGAYPEOPLEAREGOINGTOHELLBEINGGAYISWRONGANDIFYOUAREGAYYOUNEEDTOREPENTTOJESUS

Evil_Mage_Ra said...

CHOOBISYOUREGOINTOHELLFORNOTLOVING GODANGGOINGTOCHURCHYOUNEEDTOGETRIDOFSATANFROMFOURHEARTORYOU WILLSWIMINALAKEOFFIREWITHSATANAND FLYINGDEMONSFORALLOFETERNTYIFYOUDONTACCEPTJESUSINYOURLIFEEVENIFYOUDONTBELIVEINJESUSJESUSBELIVESINYOUJUSTLISTENGODISTHEREHELOVESYOUBECOUSEHECREATEDYOUONTHESIXTHDAYAHEISTSWILLNEVERSHOWMETHATGODDOESNTEXISTLOOKAROUNDYOUANDSEEGODALSOGAYPEOPLEAREGOINGTOHELLBEINGGAYISWRONGANDIFYOUAREGAYYOUNEEDTOREPENTTOJESUS

Now this is just unfair. How come I never get posts like this directed at me? :(

Evil_Mage_Ra said...

By the way, in order to read the whole rant, highlight the text and copy & paste it into the comment box. It's hilarious!

Anonymous said...

Reformatted for your viewing pleasure:

CHOOBIS YOURE GOIN TO HELL FOR NOT LOVING GOD ANG GOING TO CHURCH

YOU NEED TO GET RID OF SATAN FROM FOUR HEART OR YOU WILL SWIM IN A LAKE OF FIRE WITH SATAN AND FLYING DEMONS FOR ALL OF ETERNTY

IF YOU DONT ACCEPT JESUS IN YOUR LIFE EVEN IF YOU DONT BELIVE IN JESUS JESUS BELIVES IN YOU JUST LISTEN GOD IS THERE HE LOVES YOU BECOUSE HE CREATED YOU ON THE SIXTH DAY

AHEISTS WILL NEVER SHOW ME THAT GOD DOESNT EXIST LOOK AROUND YOU AND SEE GOD

ALSO GAY PEOPLE ARE GOING TO HELL BEING GAY IS WRONG AND IF YOU ARE GAY YOU NEED TO REPENT TO JESUS


Ladies and gentlemen, here we see the death throes of a Christ-psychotic's sanity, his grip on reality slipping through his fingers like so many grains of sand.

Choobus said...

If I am going t Hell, then you can bet hell will be AWESOME. I suggest we all go.

Choobus said...

ALL MUSLIMS EAT SHIT

ALL CHRISTIANS SUCK SHIT

I see a pattern.....

thetruthword said...

You will know me by my words, for they are truth!

Choobus is satan's puppet, that is all he is. He has no thoughts of his own anymore for he is fully consumed by satan and his demons.

Beware of choobus, fight choobus, defeat choobus. God will always win!

thetruthword said...

annonymous that choobus is going to hell:

Keep in mind that warriors for God are here and we are attempting to remove the demons from choobus. If any of choobus is left we will get him loose of satan.

Help break satan's grip on choobus. Pray for him, talk to him do all you can for him.

It is a great battle we face here! Make it a good fight.

JU Mike said...

YNM mercy I don't know what languages you speak but maybe one of these is yours.

Deutsch: Machen sie analesgeschlecht?
Nederlands: Doe u anale sex?
Italian: Tu fai anal?
Arabic: Dirka Dirka Mohammed Anal?
Spanish: ¿Practicas el sexo anal?
Spanish: ¿Te gusta que te den por (el) culo?
Basque: Popatik hartzen al dek?
French: Faites-vous anal?
Japanese: eenaru shimasu ka?
Romanian: Faceti anal?
Polish: Chi ti robiz stosunek analny? [sp?]
Merikkan: do you Santorum?
Catholic: I'll see you after choir practice.

Anonymous said...

tseb eht s'taht ecalp eht ot oG

tseb eht s'taht ecalp eht ot og annog m'I

tser ot em yal yeht dna eid I nehW

eid I nehw og annog m'I erehw s'tahT

yks eht ni tirips eht htiw pu em tes hO

yks eht ni tirips ehT

htiw pu em tes annog s'eH

eid I nehw taht wonk uoy oS

suseJ ni dneirf a tog I

dennis reven I rennis a neeb reveN


tseb eht s'taht ecalp eht ot og annog er'uoY

tser ot uoy yal yeht dna eid uoy nehW

eid uoy nehw og annog er'uoy erehw s'tahT

yks eht ni tirips eht oT

uoy dnemmocer annoG

yks eht ni tirips eht oT

uoy dnemmocer annog s'eH

eid uoy nehw taht wonk uoy oS

suseJ ni dneirf a evah attoG

tsum a s'ti wonk uoy flesruoy eraperP


tseb eht s'taht ecalp eht ot og annoG

tser ot em yal yeht dna eid I nehW

eid I nehw og annog m'I erehw s'tahT

yks eht ni tirips eht ot pu 'nioG

yks eht ni tirips eht ot pu 'nioG

eid ot nwod em yal I nehW

tseb eht s'taht ecalp eht ot og annoG

tser ot em yal yeht dna eid I nehW

Bazarov said...

Nice! I didn't know there were other people who despised religious thinking as much as I did! I don't get nearly as many hits though; perhaps I should increase my "cunt" frequency some. Something to think about anyways. Nice to see more likeminded people.

Professor Chaos said...

sdrawkcab ssel skcus yllautca ykS eht nI tiripS ,woW

Professor Chaos said...

Nice blog, arkady! Join us in the forums at http://ravingatheist.com

That's where most of us are from.

Tony Danza said...

Choobus has the rankest smelling cunt this side of Paris Hilton

Evil_Mage_Ra said...

Did you guys know that if you read youneedmercy's posts backwards, you see a Satanic message?

Dustin Diamond said...

Choobus, will you be in a sex tape with me?

Holopupenko said...

Anon & YNM:
     “If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal” (1 Cor. 13:1). No matter how wise your insights or astute your plans or important the mission, they count for nothing if you do not offer them with love. Charity is the first and fundamental requirement for all authentic Christian speech. But, this does not mean such speaking can only be weak: strong, steadfast, determined, and confident projection of the truth is very important and sometimes the only way to get points across. Nonetheless, whatever is said ought always to be offered respectfully and for the genuine service and edification of others—especially those whom you are addressing. Words are very powerful, and as such much be used with care, distinction, grace, and charity. Moreover, not all of your causes are God’s causes, and no one owes you a reading of—let alone accession to—your argument. To do evil in order to accomplish good is really to do evil. Breaking one of God’s commandments (love your neighbor as yourself—Matthew 5:43 which calls upon Leviticus 19:17-18) is not the way to advance His Kingdom—ever. If, in the service of Christ, you act in an un-Christian way, you become a highly effective ally of the very forces you set out to combat. Your mission is to serve the Lord in fidelity and hope, and be ready for Him to act, for He surely will.

steelerstush said...

Holopupenko:

You are a cowardly pussy piece of shit. Go fuck yourself.

Evil_Mage_Ra said...

Holopupenko:

You are a cowardly pussy piece of shit. Go fuck yourself.


Professor Chaos, I presume?

Choobus said...

holopinko,

I am not a fucking pussy like you and your cunt christian pals, so I won't delete your comments (although this is a policy no christ puncher will adopt). But that shit borders on spam you fucking cunt.

choke on it god botherer

Choobus said...

It makles me sad. Whenever I write something here I see themessage "your comment has been saved". Why can't I go online (perhaps to www.jesus.org) and get my soul saved online? Why won't jesus use the internets to save more people? It's almost as if he was a fictional jew.

Professor Chaos said...

Oops, yeah that was me EMR. I accidentally typed my login ID in the "other" part.

krazykristian said...

The Christians on here are more hateful than the atheists!

Rottweiller said...

Chooby

Do you really think RA converted to theism?

Choobus said...

fuck knows. At first I thought RA was after some tight beaver he met at an antiabortion meeting (very romantic they are). However, his increasingly bizarre posts and asymptotic approach to shitlordship are indeed a mystery. Maybe he sold the domain to some christ punchers and they are just fucking with us. Who knows. What I can say though is that not many people give a fuck any more, so whatever iti s he is trying to do, only a few people will know about it.

JU Mike said...

Who the hell is this RA guy, everyone is talking about?

The Raving Atheist is..... said...

Satan himself!!!!!!

satan said...

Don't you dare insult me by comparing me to the Raving Theist!

God said...

Eat my ass candy satan! I am the only way to salvation. If that means I have to fuck you over to show people that, so be it.


Fuck your mother,
God

Allah said...

Infidels! I am the one true God. Y'all are just posers!

Anonymous said...

Choobus(satan),

Don't you know what will happen to you:

Rev 20:10 And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.

You must know you can not win.

So why do you keep going?

satan again said...

Eat my ass candy satan! I am the only way to salvation. If that means I have to fuck you over to show people that, so be it.


Fuck your mother,
God


Ha-HA! Since you created me, you're the closest thing to my mother, so you're really fucking yourself!!! What now, BITCH!!!?

John of Patmos said...

Choobus(satan),

Don't you know what will happen to you:

Rev 20:10 And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.

You must know you can not win.

So why do you keep going?


Ah, but look at the next verse....

Rev 20:11 PSYCH!!! We're doomed!

god said...

Infidels! I am the one true God. Y'all are just posers!

Whatever, Allah. You can lick my nuts and suck on my balls.

Anonymous said...

1Ti 4:10 For therefore we both labour and suffer reproach, because we trust in the living God, who is the Saviour of all men, specially of those that believe.

Choobus said...

I don't want your fucking scripture shitgoblin. Go write it on your mums tits, bukkake style.

thetruthword said...

As I said chugger the satan puppet. I know what you are and I will fight against your evil!

God can save you, just ask!

thetruthword said...

I would like to know something, though.

Why are you afraid of God?

legions of demons said...

Youneedmercy, you better watch out before we legions of demons come to take your SOUL!!! OOOoooOOOooOOOoOOOO!

Thor said...

FOOLS!! You dare question me? Then you Yahweh, Satan, and Allah shall be destroyed by my mighty hamer!!!

the sun god ra said...

Oh yeah? WELL BRING IT ON!!!!

allah said...

"would like to know something, though.

Why are you afraid of God?"

I AM TO BE FEARED!!!

Santa Claus said...

Oh you no good boys, I will never bring any presents to you youneedmercy and anonymous and all the other fundies. HO HO HO

Choobus said...

All gods can bend over and accept a good choobing from my power wang, and then they can pass on the good news like the bitches they are. At least, they could if they existed. Since they do not their followers can accept the ass pounding, only in this case it will be administeered by the Rev. holy father Mr T. He pities the fool who does not have god in his heart, and a fat cock in his gaping arsehole.

Vishnu said...

Bah, false gods! None of you can wank as many dads as I can!

Anonymous said...

I can not believe I have read these evil things here.

How could anyone talk so bad about Jesus? He gave His life so that we could live forever. How could you do this?

I can not stop crying I am very hurt by this

Realist said...

Jesus never existed, anon. It's a fairy tale. It's ok to cry, though. I cried at the end of Old Yeller, and Old Yeller never existed either.

JU Mike said...

How could you reject Osiris who has sacrificed so much for you?

How could you reject Raiden, who has battled against Shao Kahn and the forces of outworld to save your world?

Raiden said...

That's right! Now worship me before I double-flawless fatality your ass!

109th poster! said...

w00t! 109th post!

Professor Chaosists said...

Blasphemers! Professor Chaos is the one true God!

Anonymous said...

Bah! Get out of here Professor Chaos before you get choobed with a power wang!

Anonymous said...

When you die you will know the truth!

Anonymous said...

The pain and suffering of your earth. It is sad. You care nothing for one another. You are mean spirited. Christian, ahteist, whatever you are, you need to find compassion for each other.

That is what matters. Help each other with kindness. Make this world better with each word you choose to give to someone else. Otherwise your world is short on it's remaining days.

JU Mike said...

"That is what matters. Help each other with kindness. Make this world better with each word you choose to give to someone else. Otherwise your world is short on it's remaining days."

i agree

Professor Chaos said...

Oh, ok, iamalien. In that case, please pass your message along to our world leaders as quickly as possible so that our Earth may instantly become a better place thanks to your amazing wisdom.

BTW, I like sunshine and puppy dogs and happy little flowers and rainbows and love.

115th poster! said...

After this, only 551 more posts to go until 666! Can we make it?!

Anonymous said...

We could easily make it, considering that the Awesome Chooblog is only updated approximately every time Jesus appears.

Anonymous said...

Professor chaos,

Your world leaders are not interested in making a peaceful world. They are in the business of destruction. Destruction has become the way to power and wealth.

In America they have a wonderful declaration written in 1776 by some people who new what power would do over time. That is why they wrote:

"....That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or ABOLISH it, and to institute new Government..."

Now surely all of you know this but I will share this with you anyway.

Governements act to divide people into groups so that no one group grows strong enough to throw that government off. The way to power is to divide and governments do it well.

updateyourblogchoobus said...

CHOOBUS YOU NEED TO UPDATE YOUR BLOG OR YOU WILL SWIM IN A LAKE OF FIRE FOR ALL ETERNITY WITH SATAN AND FLYING DEMONS!!!!!!!!

PFUNK1 said...

what if the universe
was really just an atom
on god's wang?

funk-a-licious!

Brad89 said...

God, reading over the comments is like primetime standup! Hopefully the cunts (ie YNM and KK) decide to stick around simply for the comedy!

Now, WHO the hell said they cried when the heard things said about Jesus? I can't scroll through and find it, but somebody needs to seriously grow the fuck up!!!

Choobus said...

This blog, she's all about the comedy.

oy vey

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