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Wednesday, August 23, 2006

What is Jeebus thinking?


Caption contest. The winning caption will recieve fuck all, so it's not much of a contest I admit, but it's still better than blowing yourself up for 72 raisins.

52 comments:

Lisa W. said...

I gotta get me some more of that acid, man...

(check out those bulging eyes!!!)

Professor Chaos said...

Wow, my asshole hurts! Why does Muhammad have to be so rough?

inkadu said...

Shit! Did I use a condom last night?

Cav said...

I have to do WHAT for the sins of mankind?

Appicure said...

Whoa dude, look at my halo! It's so SHINY!

jesus said...

"Youneedmercy's a cunt."

jesus said...

"You ever die for mankind's sins?

You ever die for mankind's sins.....on weed?"

jesus said...

"Could I create a cock so big, not even I could suck it all? Hmmm....."

Brad89 said...

Shit, I hope dad's not watching...

Jesus said...

My Jeezit sense tells me I exist as mild brain damage.

The Judge said...

"Man these shrooms are gooooood.
I think I'm Jeebus."

culpeper said...

"Non sum ergo non cogito"

smellyoldgit said...

Fuck me !!
Which end is that vindaloo gonna come out ?

Anonymous said...

Atheists are bad people.

the judge said...

anonymous cunts are cunts

Anonymous said...

Does this robe make me look fat?

anya said...

Did I pass the cold water irrigation test?

Cap'n Awesome said...

"Toss a ring onto this homeless guys head; win a prize"

jesus said...

Cap'n wins.

HomoCyclist said...

I gotta get these crabs off my bush.

HomoCyclist said...

mmmmm....doing anal feels good!

Anonymous said...

"I wish choobus would update his goddam blog more often"

inkadu said...

When is this floating donut going to stop following me around everywhere?

choobusisaroach said...

choobus is like an invasion of roaches in the brain.

youneedmercy said...

You can delete me but I always come back you dirty homosexuals.

I am everywhere in the raving theist. You never know when you are talking to me. Ha!

thetruthword said...

I hate you homosexual atheists

jesus said...

See my earlier post.

Brad89 said...

Sup', YNM. Why the hell haven't you royally fucked off yet, you stupid prick? Are you really trying this hard to play a joke on us? Or are you in all honesty this demented?

After you answer, we can discuss how you can deal with your closet homosexuality, you ignorant motherfucker.

CapnAwesome said...

We need mercy much less then you need a good ass-pounding.

thetruthword said...

I am 50 different people at the raving atheist. They banned me but I still live and post there. If you were smart you would know me by my words.

God has made me smarter than you all to get the message out.

You have to obey God or you will pay for your sins.

Quit being nasty and turn to God, He will help you.

thetruthword said...

capnhomo, I am protected and in no way fear a nasty atheist such as your self. You need to turn your ways to God before it is too late

Holopupenko said...

Hey Mr./Mrs./It "50 different people":
     Take it from another Christian, your witness here at Choobus' site is appalling. In fact, as I would point to Choobus as an example of atheistic hatred, I would point to you as a sign of some-kind-of-believer hatred.
     Remember Christ driving the many demons out of the man and into a herd of pigs? Remember what the response was to Christ's question "Who are you?" when questioning the possessor of the man? "My name is Legion, for we are many!" Why, pray tell, are you behaving like those demons? I'm not saying you shouldn't challenge Choobus, but use your head instead of your [expletive deleted].

Anonymous said...

"....hmmmm...i wonder if Choobus does anal....."

eva

thetruthword said...

Mr. Holo homo defender,

As Dante said: The hottest parts of hell are reserved for those that in a time of a moral conflict sit by an do nothing.

Homosexuality is wrong, period. It should be addressed by the faithful as wrong, period.

You are weak. Grow a backbone for God. Stand on His side are fall for satan's tricks.

You are also stupid as an atheist. I have 50 different names so the message will not stop when they ban one. I am not 50 different demons you moron.

Pray to God for answers and then you won't show your shameful pride.

thetruthword said...

A believer who defends an atheist is worse than an atheist.

Holopupenko said...

YouNeedMercy:
     Huh?!?

Hey Choobs:
     Feel free to pipe in (it's your blog): am I a "defender of homosexuality"? Where did that come from?? (Let's leave our own intellectual animosities alone for the moment.) This person is so out to lunch, so anti-Christian, anti-charity, so hate-ridden... that I feel I need to apologize to you, Choobs. I'm truly sorry, for I am at a loss for words when someone who calls himself a Christian acts like a legion of demons.

The Judge said...

If this YNM cunt by some infinitely small chance actually turns out to be just THAT fucking stupid, I'm pretty sure "they" are a bovine member of the Fred Phelps herd.

Now where's my bolt gun?...a HA!...

Beef anyone?

jesus said...

Youneedmercy's just struggling with his latent homosexual tendencies. As the Son of God, I see what he really does behind closed doors! ;-)

jesus said...

Hey guys, help me call this guy a cunt on his blog! XP

http://atheistsarebad.blogeasy.com/

emr said...

50 names = 50 ShitLords. Keep 'em coming! The RA Forums wouldn't be as much fun without fundies to harass! :-)

emr said...

By the way holopupenko, do you really point to Choobus as an example of atheistic hatred? Because he calls you guys names and asks if you do anal? (Do you?) Is he really the worst we have to offer? 'Cause if so, I'd say we're doing alright! :lol:

Choobus said...

YNM, (you need medication)

anyone who says that god hates has a different idea of god than most of the theists I can stand to talk to. If god hates fags why did he create them? From a theological point of view you are a mess. From a moral point of view you are a shitsucking dadwanker anbd you deserve as much respect as a fart in an elevator. The evil wrought on this world by homosexuals is literally nothing compared to what you and your christ punching pals have done, even in these times. Fuck you and fuck the mule that you rode in on (after you made a video of your mum wanking it off and sold it to your local priest). You give ignorant bigots a bad name dude.

CapnAwesome said...

Dear You Need Mercy

I didn't mean to threaten you, so much as to imply that you may enjoy a nice long cock stimulating your prostate in fast long hard repetitive stroking.

Yours Truly

Cap'n Awesome

youneedmercy said...

Holo Homo defender,

You are apologizing to choobus the way he talks about Jesus and God? I was right about you, you are the one being led by satan himself.

You need to repent at this moment.

Grow a backbone for God.

thetruthword said...

capn Homo

I fear not of you or your words. Repent God will always take you in if only you ask.

thetruthword said...

Choobus and Holo Homo Defender,

God says He hates and any believer who says different is not a true believer.

Pro 6:16 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
Pro 6:17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
Pro 6:18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
Pro 6:19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.


Psa 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

Psa 11:5 The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.

Lev 20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.

Hos 9:15 All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.

Choobus said...

YNM,


do you do anal?

emr said...

"Holo Homo defender"?

"capn Homo"?

OOOOooooOOOoooOOOOO!!!

Does your mom write your insults for you, "youneedhomo"? :lol:

The Judge said...

Ya gotta love the hypocrisy here:

Pro 6:16 These six things doth the LORD hate:…
Pro 6:17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood..."


Well, YNM and xian cunts like him/her are so proud as to think that THEY are the ones who are right, that they absolutely fucking stink of pride. Plus with the fictional stories with NO BASIS OF PROOF about jeebus and god etc. make them essentially lies – they are not based on fact. Also I’m sure that some kind soul somewhere has actually toted up just how many millions upon millions of innocent people have been slain in the name of this fictitious “god” character by the barbarity that is organised religion of all creeds.

"Pro 6:18 An [sic] heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief..."

Ever noticed how “god” is nothing but a psychological concept and as such merely something that is “devised” by imagination – I mean no one has ever seen any proof so it’s clearly all in these dicks’ heads.

"Pro 6:19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

As stated previously the childish beliefs of fundies are lies. They spread their lies and their pride by proselytising their asinine childish thoughts and in so doing, they rub a lot of normal, rational people up the wrong way: They are therefore a guilty of, “speaking lies and sowing discord.”

As you can clearly see YNM and his/her “legion” of deluded fucktards are guilty of all the things they say we are guilty of.

Trouble is they practically wank off to the fact this makes them “sinners” in need of “mercy” or “redemption” of some such bullshit whereas we, being normal, rational people just shrug off these ramblings as delusional babblings of very ill people.

Make no mistake, these cunts are twisted fuckers.

Go play in your little church yard you fucking children and leave real world problems to the adults.

Newport Vanderhaden said...

How dare you blaspheme God you little shit! I could buy and sell you!

But I believe in mercy. I will pray that you be chained to one of Hell's less active magma vents.

Newport Vanderhaden.

ProveIt said...

Whooooah... Mary Mag... You do anal? I'm in love.




OoooOoooo.... Are those real?

Anonymous said...

"I am holy."