A blog of infinite Choobism, and thence of incredible awesomeness.
infantile and blasphemous. I hope they have a childrens pen for you in hell choobus.
Relax anonymous. It's only an Atheist Sunday joke.
I wonder who our anonymous visitor is? He/she/it must like you in order to get the first comment in pretty much every post.
He/she/it doesn't like Choobus as much as I do.-If we had smileys in this blog...
anonymous! seriously, do you realize how christian it is of you to hope that hell is equipped to deal with children? In addition to infantile blasphemers such as myself, I assume you are also concerned for those children who die before they get a chance to accept Cheesus as their personal lord and savoury, and will thus go to hell. Thanks for reminding me of one of the reasons why christians are, for the most part, dispicable shitsucking god wankers.
As must now be painful obvious, I am quite an accomplished artist. I intend to add more illustrated bible verses, so if anyone has any favourites, let me know and I might just turn my awesome drawing abilities to bring the bible to life so that all may revel in its glory.
Just to clear things up, I am not the same anon that posted on the bumper stickers. I guess I'll have to fucking register with Blogger to avoid this kind of shit
How about Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves
My best guess of the identity of the "go to hell" anonymous poster is that it is, in fact, none other than our very own Lily. Am I correct, Mrs. Anonymous?
By the way, wouldn't the kiddy section of hell also be pedophile heaven? Hmmmm.....truly one of the great theological questions of our age.....
Hey, my first post on Chooblog. Think I liked the Mr. T avatar better, but guy with glasses will do.To comment on the Jesus sodomy thing, I recall Raven magazine doing a joke article about a time traveller who goes back in time as Jesus, only to sodomize all the apostles. The result, however, wasn't nipping Christianity in the bud, but instead changing the workings of the entire religion. Sodomies were a blessing henceforth. It was a funny story.
Ezekiel 23:20-21 is a must! "She lusted after their genitals – as large as those of donkeys,and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions."---This post is from Areku, I still can't remember my password! Is there not a freaking "I forgot my password" button?
Choob, is that you in the picture with the glasses? You're dead sexy, much better than Mr. T! Would you like to touch me where my bathing suit covers... :D
10 % more blasphemy,I hope yiu're not a dude!
Hell no! I may be 10% blasphemy but I'm 100% woman, baby!
I'm 90% skeptical of that claim.....Nah, just kidding. :)
Areku, go to the 'other' option and put in your name, cause you won't need your password.Choobus, draw one of Exodus and the animal sacrifices in the tabernacle. That'd be badass!
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