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Monday, July 24, 2006
Praise be to Allah
Muslims can praise allah every time they drop a load with my new Jizzlam Shit Rag (copyright pending).
I thought about including verses from the koran, but then I remembered how much muslims love cartoons, so I opted instead for a cheeky raghead character. Just imagine all the hilarious arse adventures he with have! This amazing new product will make worship as enjoyable as dropping the kids off at the pool. Don't take my word for it though, just look at these 100% genuine testimonials, that I did not make up.
Wow! Shitting and praising Allah has never been so convenient
I just had a new rotatable toilet installed in my jet so I could shit facing mecca, and this is the only tp I will ever use.
Al mahmoud Jalfrezi
Holy Shit! My asshole has never been closer to god.
If dumping my ass candy directly onto Allah's greatness is wrong, I don't wanna be right
Mohammed bin Raider