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Isaiah 36:12: But Rabshakeh said, "Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? Hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?”
lolThat's an interesting point emr. But I think, however, in order to properly interpret scriputre, we must think back to what it must have been like in Rabshakeh's colon. Without the view taken from within the bowel's eye, we are in danger of completely misinterpreting the words of R Kelly.
I believe that this attack on Christianity will only lead you to Christianity in the future. Look what it did to TRA, it sent him to the very thing he hated.You are on your way to a hard fall, but not to worry you will land bowing to God.
I think RA's conversion (or near-conversion) has more to do with the fact that he works closely with Christians in his anti-abortion work than with his former attacks on Christianity.
anonymous, you retarded arse face. I despise Christianity and all the shit sucking dad wankers who sail in it. The hypocrisy makes me want to puke. I don't know what happened top RA, but I would never end up like that, and it takes the blind optimism of someone who loves an invisible sky bastard to think otherwise. You might bend over for jesus and let his body entrer you but I respect logic reason and science too much to do that. I pity the fool who was brainwashed as a child and now has a faulty brain.
Choob, maybe Anon is right - perhaps it's time you stopped slating ONLY christianity - there's plenty of other delusional belief systems the mentally ill adhere to which you can slate so that Anon doesn't feel so singled out: Jizzlam, Ju-gay-ism, Hind-poo-ism....When will these fools learn that the only true path is Choobism?
In my attempt to convert the unbelievers to the only true path, I reproduce two of the most important verses followers must know in order to accept Choobus into their ass and do the anal He always asks.(They also make excellent material for diagramatic representation):1.) The Choob's Prayer: (This cums directly from the Choobus himself and is therefore the most holey)Our Choobus who art in the OC dude,hallowed be Thy game.Thy salty cum,in proveit's bum,On Earth,As it is in anal.Give us this day our daily poon,and forgive us our bumsex,as we forgive those who assfuck us.And lead us into temptation,but deliver us from assclowns.Assmen.2.) Male Hairy:Hail Choobus,In My Ass,Your Spunk Be Up-In Me.Revered art thou among assmen,and blessed is the touchof thy cock...oh yes!Holy Choobus,Giver of spunk,Assfuck us born-againers now,and forever until our death. Assmen.
I'll get to jizzlam et all sooner of later. However, it's the christ stains I see most often. I have read a lot of the buy bull, but not the koran. I don't think I'll ever be able to read the koran because whenever I have a copy in my hand I have an irresistable urge to flush it down the toilet. I'll just wait till the movie comes out I guess.
Choobus, you rant so well in your comments; I'd really hate to miss them. Why don't you respond to these "folks" as a post so we can all read it in case we forget to check the comments? :)
lisa, that sounds like far too much effort.
You may come to find that all your efforts to dump on God may turn on you. You may just become that which you hate.
I wonder if the anonymous here is TRA himself....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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