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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

From the Pen of George W Bush




As many of you may remember Mahmood Ahmadi-Najad, the president of Iran, sent Dubya a demented letter some time ago. Political pundits claimed that there would be no response because the letter was completely outside of the usual diplomatic protocals, but it turns out that the president has only just finished reading it. A male prostitute (who cannot be named) with very high level access in the whitehouse has leaked the presidents reply exclusively to CHOOBLOG. It is expected that his hand written letter will undergo some polishing by staff members before it is released, but the original is perhaps more interesting in that it allows a glimpse into the mind of the president, without the usual whitehouse spin.

17 comments:

The Judge said...

I think this confirms what we expected. The mind of a child is running the most powerful country on earth.

Jeebus H F'in' christ! It's like giving a box of Chinese fireworks to a three-year old!

Anonymous said...

Well think of it this way, if he manages to not get impeached those of us who actually live through his presidency can say they survived the inner workings of a Christ controlled child with nuclear weapons and a staff of Christian idiots. Just prves that most of America loves to see idiots in offcie.

max said...

I've been trying to find a translation of the original letter from the scumbag (The Iranian that is). . Do you know of a link to such a translation?

I read everywhere about this letter, but not seen a translation of it's contents.

Appalled Atheist said...

I think a golf match between these two is just what we need to settle the score once and for all. Since Bush clearly has a direct line to Jesus, and Ahmin...Ahmedni...the Iranian guy clearly has a direct line to Allah, we can once and for all find out which of their Gods does not exist. Winner gets the middle east. Then we have one less religion to destroy. Unless, of course, the Iranian guy wins. Then we're all dead.

Bacon Eating Atheist Jew said...

Nah, that isn't from Bush. No spelling mistakes.

Anonymous said...

Jesus is Lord

jesusgurl6969 said...

if u dont like bush why dont u move to move 2 france (or possibly canada), u hippy!!!!1

Jesus LUVS U!!!!!!111 LOL

--jesusgurl6969

There Is said...

jesusgurl6969,

Do you do 6969, or just anal?

jesusgurl6969 said...

both as long as im married.....or really drunk, lol

--jesusgurl6969

There_Is said...

jesusgurl6969,

I thought Christians were against healthy sodomy, and mutual oral sex masturbatory practice even when drunk outside of marriage. Must be one of the latest made up denominations. Well, for what it's worth then, outside of the Jesus fabling, you're pretty cool for a drunk girl, or a porn star.

The Judge said...

Anonymous warbled:
"Jesus is Lord"

I agree - though he is a special kind of lord: a Shitlord.
He is revered amongst ALL Shitlords as the one true Shitlord whos example they must follow in Shitlordiness.

The Judge said...

jesusgurl6969 said...
"if u dont like bush why dont u move to move 2 france (or possibly canada)"

I LOVE "bush." Is that where all the best poontang is then?

:oP

Choobus said...

ha ha! Jesus is [Shit]Lord! I could not agree more with you there Judge, other than the fact that we know that at least 7 Shitlords do already exsist.

Why is it always the christ punching fucktards who are anonymous? I realize that when you're a fucking shitsucking goat rimmer you don't want everyone to know what a total cunt you are, but guys: you don't have to leave you real fucking name.

The Judge said...

Jeebus is indeed a Shitlord.

He is also a shit Lord.

With 10% more blasphemy.. said...

jesusgurl6969 said...
both as long as im married.....or really drunk, lol

--jesusgurl6969


Typical christian.

Brad89 said...

Hmm... is this enough evidence to get the dumbass impeached, yet? I mean, sure, it doesn't LOOK authentic, but when the members of your cabinet shoot people thinking they're Quail, you know:

The nation is run by fucking idiots.

And that they'll buy it. Publish the letter!

Newport Vanderhaden said...

If it were not for godly President George W. Bush this country would be a shithole like Iraq.

Bush is the best President we've ever had!

You snotnose brats don't understand capitalism and how we need large amounts of oil to survive as a nation.

Don't ever insult our President again! I have met him and we have played golf at numerous Republican conventions. He is wonderful.

Newport Vanderhaden.